The blog of Garrett.

22. My main joys in life come from tv, movies, music, video games, and the internet. I also like comics and webcomics and graphic novels and stuff.

Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.

—Hannibal Buress, calling the shit out of bill cosby [x] (via bluemoonofkentucky)

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Ohhh no! God damn! I gotta pick the rest of Ray outta the bottom of my fucking ATV! (x)

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mulaney:

MULANEY HALLOWEEN IS ON TONIGHT 9:30/8:30C ON FOX

PHOTO 1: Fans of Nasim Pedrad: watch MULANEY tonight. Nasim knocks it out of the park and does it all from a recliner. I am so lucky to work with her. 

PHOTO 2: Tonight is our Halloween episode. It was written by Dan Mintz. Mintz is a gifted writer who cleverly titled the episode “Halloween.” He has new album called The Stranger on iTunes etc.

PHOTO 3: Zack Pearlman is extra special on tonight’s episode. Zack is a joy who’s car is so filthy that he cleaned it for five minutes before giving me a ride and there was still a shoe on my seat. 

PHOTO 4:  This is a photo from Deadly Women on ID. This actor (Christina Bale?) is not on tonight’s episode but we promise we tried to capture the terror and intrigue of this pic and put it in the episode. 

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