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impeccabletasteinmusic:

Britney Spears | Toxic

Posted 6 hours ago

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

(Source: xemkgx)

Posted 6 hours ago

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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Posted 10 hours ago

bmeeker:

"you should work on your photoshop skills" they said

"what did you say photoshop ron swanson’s mustache onto people" i said, wasting a whole ten minutes trying to find the stroke effect

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toonboy26:

One of my favourite Looney Tunes, Duck Amuck!

Posted 18 hours ago

fr33lance:

Alt-text from XKCD: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

Posted 19 hours ago
frozen-lobster:

Okay, I promise you this is my last Roosterteeth office move post I will post. Promise.

frozen-lobster:

Okay, I promise you this is my last Roosterteeth office move post I will post. Promise.

Posted 19 hours ago

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.